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7 Very Factual Reasons to Buy a Puppy

And you thought you’d thought of all the reasons. Well…you hadn’t. Everybody knows puppies are just wow. They make great companions, do wonders for your mental health, and test your conflict resolution skills when interacting with your Lubavitcher Jewish neighbor. But if you’re still pooch-ambiguous because of the poop…

Puppies

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7 Very Factual Reasons to Buy a Puppy
7 Very Factual Reasons to Buy a Puppy
Puppies

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Oct 22, 2021

The Whistling Dog.

“Well, you tell me what you think it means,” queries the Detective. “I think it means that…that…the perp knew what he was doing. Right from the start, I suppose,” says the Chihuahua. “Can you expand on that, please?” “Not really, no,” replies Mañuel. The Detective looks up, irritated. “What do…

Humour

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Humour

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Sep 24, 2021

Conversation with an Enigma

“I was about to masturbate–” “–Jesus, Derrick–.” “–when I had this crazy idea for one of those article thingy’s you do for Muffin Top.” You turn to Derrick, confused. “Muffin Top? …You mean Medium?” “Muffin Top. Muffin Top. I’m sure it’s Muffin Top. How do you spell it? Because sometimes–” …

Self Care

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Conversation with an Enigma
Conversation with an Enigma
Self Care

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D W Smite

D W Smite

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