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7 Very Factual Reasons to Buy a Puppy

And you thought you’d thought of all the reasons. Well…you hadn’t.

Sep 5, 2021
7 Very Factual Reasons to Buy a Puppy
7 Very Factual Reasons to Buy a Puppy
Sep 5, 2021
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D W Smite

The Whistling Dog.

“Well, you tell me what you think it means,” queries the Detective.

Oct 22, 2021
Oct 22, 2021
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Conversation with an Enigma

“I was about to masturbate–”

Sep 24, 2021
Conversation with an Enigma
Conversation with an Enigma
Sep 24, 2021
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D W Smite

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Just a dude trying to make his way across the galaxy in a backpack and a bowl of gluten-free pasta. Pass the lactose-free cheese, please.

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